Where’s my candy?!

4 Nov

My mom loves to tell the story of how I used to hoard my Halloween candy. My brother & I would go trick-or-treating together, but we (naturally) kept our stashes separated. His candy was gone by the end of the week, but not mine. By conservatively eating one or two pieces at a time, I would stretch that goody bag out to Easter! Of course by then it was old, so I ended up throwing most of it away. Bizarre? Yeah, I know. But in the kid world candy is currency & I was loaded! After his candy was gone, my brother would come to me looking for a sugar fix. So I sold it, or traded it in exchange for favors. *hustling* I used to count it & EVERYTHING (just like money), so I knew if a piece was missing. And there was hell to pay if I came up short, LOL!

It ain’t a game Jimmy Kimmel!


4 Responses to “Where’s my candy?!”

  1. Skills November 4, 2011 at 10:28 pm #

    OMGawwhhhh!!!! I’m dying over here!!!! That was frickin’ hilarious!! I will be sharing this video!!

    • Sham November 5, 2011 at 9:29 am #

      I felt bad for the kids, but it’s too funny not to laugh! IDK how the parents kept straight faces.

    • Sham November 6, 2011 at 12:23 am #

      I could not find a single bag of pumpkins or candy corn @ Walmart today! *tears*


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