Giovanni’s Emergency Kit

12 Jul

FACT: Curly hair is unpredictable.

IDK about you, but my hair (otherwise known as Giovanni) always seems to go H.A.M. when I actually care about my appearance… i.e. date night, picture day, when I’m scheduled to attend a formal function, you get the picture. Conversely, I seem to have near perfect hair days during blockbuster nights or lazy Saturdays @ my mama’s house. *Behold the mysteries of the universe* Other factors that affect Giovanni’s behavior include: the temperature & relative humidity, barometric pressure, phases of the moon, my mood, my menstrual cycle, your menstrual cycle, how much I like the person sitting next to me, and of course my blood pressure… LOL

For these reasons I carry the following items in my purse at all times:

  1. Several bobby pins
  2. A few ouchless elastic ponytail holders
  3. An ouchless elastic headband
  4. A hard plastic headband

THE BOTTOM LINE: No woman knoweth the day nor the hour when a bad hair moment will strike… Be ye ready at all times, Boo!


2 Responses to “Giovanni’s Emergency Kit”

  1. Aaronetta July 12, 2011 at 6:39 pm #

    lol!!! i have the exact same items in my purse at all times as well, except the he hard plastic headband-it hurts my ears!

    • Sham July 12, 2011 at 6:46 pm #

      yeah… i can only wear the hard headband for about 8 hours before i’m ready to hurt somebody… but i keep it on deck b/c it holds my (straightened) hair back better than the elastic one does

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